We, the Saturnians, watch you from afar with warm hearts and cosmic curiosity. And we must admit — it stings a little to see you pack your spaceships for Mars and the Moon while our rings sparkle here, waiting for guests.

Saturn is not just a gas giant — it’s a grand host with open arms, endless skies, and tea that never gets cold in zero gravity. Here, we’re ready to welcome Earthlings with music, kindness, and probably too much cake. We believe friendship between planets is more powerful than gravity itself.

So, dear Earth, before you build another lunar outpost or send postcards from Mars… remember, Saturn wants to be your friend. And we promise — we won’t make you wear the big helmets at dinner.

— The Angels from the Planet Saturn

Angels from the Planet Saturn — An Open Letter to Earthlings